Live-blogging ProRunCan2- Episode 2

• Iman's outfit is horrendous; the David Bowie shirt is tacky because it's Iman wearing it.
• Once again- why is this set in Ottawa? Why? I.just.don't.understand.
• Elisha Cuthbert's eyebrows are the things nightmares are made of.
• Is Elisha the best Canadian celebrity we could find? Really?
• They are at a fabric store that is not Mood. Le sigh.
• Christie is absolutely vile
• Jason is absolutely vile
• Brandon is absolutely vile
• Jason's G-Unit tank top is offending all my senses at once- simultaneously
• Brandon is really annoying - and his face also offends all my senses. Also, simultaneously.
• Brandon is also wearing nail polish
• Brandon stole the design? DUN DUN DUN!

• Margarita calling Brandon out - good. Brandon is such a queen.
• Brandon's face is ridiculous- he might be reason I stop watching this show
• Genvieve is not MG from season 1. : (
• Jessica Biffi is kinda gangsta, yo.
• Baylor and Sunny would make a cute couple. They also exude quiet confidence.
• Brian Bailey's mustache makes the rounds. The pale girl from B.C. is now crying and murmuring 'bad bridesmaid!'
• Christie's dress looks like a horrible prom. She needs to GTFO.
• Christie's headband wrath continues.
• I just caught a glimpse of Brandon's dress before the break- WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
• I wonder if Margarita and Brandon will be in the bottom 2? I predict yes.

• Stretch fabric is always a hot mess
• Kim's dress fits horribly
• Brandon's dress belongs on the ice. Or a street corner.
• Ass cheeks fill my screen. I feel awkward.
• 20 mins to runway
• Aaaand commercial...
• Iman might be the world's first (or most prominent) black robot. Yes we can.

Runway Reactions:

• Jessica - well done but boring
• Jeff - pucker pucker pucker
• Sunny - I like it, could have done more with it
• Genevieve - I like it
• Margarita - HORRID - she seems so cool, but her designs suck
• Jason - Much better than last week.
• Adejoke - Not a fan. Paint swatches over a pencil skirt
• Kim - Playboy bunny
• Christie - boooooring
• Baylor - meh
• Brandon - Roooooxanne!

• This season has been utter drivel up to this point.
• Shawn Hewson agrees about the figure-skating dress.
• Iman proclaims no more ho fashion, ho trends. Shucks.
• I predict that Jason will win and that Brandon will be out.

• The winner is: Jason! You'll be seeing him and his illustrious tank tops and jangly earring next week!
• YOU.JUST.DON'T.MEASURE.UP: SEE YA LAT-A, MARGARITA!

Next week: Christie cries again, a group challenge, Christie cries, Christie wears a purple headband (oooo), Christie has a breakdown. Great.