Live-blogging ProRunCan2 - Ep6
- Iman's bubble-vest hurts my life- it's sea foam with a leopard trim. Oh my.
- "A sticky situation," Iman seems to be loving the puns recently. The challenge is about Post-Its
- I really wish they would give them fabric and real models
- The challenge is about Post-It gowns for breast cancer survivors
Other Jackie Adejoke is also wearing a vest, it's not nearly as loud. Which is too bad.- Sunny crying is so sad. His father died of cancer. I hope he wins and I don't even know his design.
Other Jackie Adejoke's voice is cracking and it now seems that everyone is crying- I think Jessica Biffi has a beard- I can't tell.
- Wings? Kim is making wings? Foam wings? GO HOME. "Are wings fashionable?" NO.
- Post-iting is now a word because Sunny says so.
- I can't get over Jason's wardrobe/life/facial hair/hair/jewellery choices
- Brian Bailey gives horrible advice. "From the desert to the oasis," is not constructive.
- Kim: "What girl doesn't feel like great when she wears wings?" UM? ALL OF THEM OVER THE AGE OF 6. Unless they come in the form of on a sanitary pad, wings should not be worn on a woman unless you're a Victoria's Secret angel (even this is questionable).
- So is Jason gay? He's throwing my gaydar way off. The Elton John-esque earring says gay, while his flirtatiousness with Kim makes me think he's not strictly-dickly. The white linen pants say gay, but the fact that he can't coordinate them properly says that he's not strictly-dickly. So confused.
- WAIT. An ad for http://www.designitwithpostit.ca/ is giving away money AND a lunch with Brian Bailey. Can I just have the money? What would I say to him? My only question would be "Why are you not Tim Gunn?"
- "She's not a fashion designer, she's a fashion regurgitate-r." Possibly genius. Yes.
- Jason needs to learn how to design to not simply just keep adding arbitrary things. Fashion isn't about "adding drama."
- Jason also speaks in third person. Remind you of anyone?
- "Ba-Rue makeup." I love the French.
- "GLA-MORE," another reason I love the French.
- I sense a Kim vs. Biffi bitch fest. I was on team Kim until Jeff got kicked off. She's definitely the weakest link now. Along with Jason. Double-elimination would be great, except this won't happen seeing as how the first episode saw about 7 people leave.
- Marie Saint Pierre! I love her.
- Genieve - The dress is a lit better than I imagine. It's stiff and a little boxy.
- Jason- Horrible. Just...wow.
Other Jackie Adekoke- Tacky! Tarzan Jane?- Kim - the leaves are gorgeous. Everything else is horrible.
- Jessica - Well lucky for her she has immunity.
- Sunny - It's the least paper-y. The bottom is gorgeous. The bustier? Meh. The colour is to severe for the elegant bottom.
- "Bye bitches!" I think I love Other-Jackie.
- Everyone is hating on Shawn! Uh-Oh!
- "A Papier-mâché dress with a train! That's a train wreck!" IMAN! YOUR PUNS! SO MANY!
- "I Didn't like it from the get-go, I didn't like it from the go-get! How about that?!" AND AGAIN! OH MY IMAN!
- The winner: Jessica Biffi...this is rigged. Sunny's was the superior design.
- You just don't measure up: JASON!
- Jason's model passed away shortly after this episode. So sad. Two people have died on this season alone. Sadness.
- Next episode: Special guest COCO ROCHA?! SHUT UP AND GET OUT. I can't wait for next week's episode, the first real episode this season! Hurrah!
1 comment:
3 words: i hate kim.
what a douche.
sunnny is my main squeeze.
biffi rocks too.
and googely eyes over there, miss, I MAKE BEAUTIFUL THINGS is BRUTAL.
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