I watched Britney Spears' 90-minute informerical

...and all I really enjoyed was Madonna. But I'm biased. In other news, Britney Spears is sad on the inside, mildly mental and needs the wig keeper to lock her busted up weaves in the wig crypt forever.

Madge's "You are your environment," is a pretty great quote. Especially in retrospect (for me, not Britney).

In case you missed it, here is the condensed version:

Britney Spears - Lucky
I don't even think I write in so many cliches when I leave post-it notes at work.
F.U.S.S.