Mar 9, 2009

Kanye's Accessory

Another day, another fashion show. This time it's Stella McCartney. I hope Kanye isn't wearing himself too thin. Here's Kanye and his most fashion-forward accessory. Maybe she's a figment of my imagination just how Gwen Stefani would have you believe her Harajuku Girls were. Either way, I'm intrigued and I want to know about this woman. This is what I've gathered so far:
  • Her name is Amber Rose
  • She is not a natural blonde
  • She was (is?) a lesbian (bisexual?) and was in a relationship with another woman for several years
  • Ms. Rose was a stripper once-upon-a-time (I'm awaiting pictures to surface)
  • She is not ethnically challenged- she is half Italian & half Cape Verdean from South Philly
  • She is a model
  • She steals the spotlight in every photo she's in
  • Presumably, Amber is not afraid of colour
  • She is, presumably, afraid of pants
  • I love Amber Rose





Vanessa said...

she is gorgeous!

mc said...

i assume dating kanye would be like dating a woman anyway.
all that bitching and primping..

Lindsay said...

Um #1, she's not an accessory, she is a WOMAN

and #2 Everything she do is like me (Ay)
From her head to her feet like me (Ay)
She tryin' to talk like me, tryin' to walk like me, tryin' to get all the boys in the club like me

DeepV said...


#1 is like saying that Jesus is Madonna's romantic partner. He's her toy. She'll chew him up and spit him out- that's why I love Madge.

I'm all for calling a spade a spade and Amber Rose is this year's Kanye Shutter Shades.

Although, she is quite fierce and pretty soon, I'll be posting about her w/o Kanye!