Karla + Cake

Karl Lagerfeld doesn't eat cake. He scoffs at food. He hates people with BMIs. Period.

When he's hungry, he probably just takes deep breaths.

Here he is, looking as though he's too good for Barbie, cake and cameras. I feel for him. Why won't his handlers let him back into the glorious Chanel crypt and sleep?

Also, he is not an amputee. He just doesn't watch ANTM to know that poses like that make one look limbless. I'd love to hear this thoughts on Tyra though.